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WELCOME

President George Weir welcomed all to the April 5th meeting of the Brattleboro Rotary Club held at the newly renovated American Legion in Brattleboro. Marty Cohn offered the following meaningful invocation:

 

May those assembled here today enjoy the many offerings of Rotary. May we abide by the rules we have established, those of trust, fellowship and ethics, and may we place Service above Self, in our daily endeavors. And may we always test ourselves and our efforts to be sure they are the truth, good for all concerned, of benefit to mankind, and provide peace ands understanding. Amen.
 
This was followed by the pledge of allegianceBirthday greetings were extended to Jerry Theberge.
 
As a kosher for Passover luncheon of pork loin, boiled potatoes, broccoli, tofu, salad, bread, butter and sugar cookies for dessert was being digested, the meeting continued.
 
Guests: Adam Grinold and RT Brown (speakers)

TRIVIA QUESTION

 

When was the first Major League game ever played?

(answer below)

JOKE OF THE WEEK

 

For our Rotary joke, Roger Allbee told a version of the following:

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.
 
The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
 
The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
 
The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
 
The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
 

ROTARY MINUTE

 

For our Rotary minute, Jeff Hagstrom pointed out a great example of “Service Above Self” in the form of Stan Nowakowski.  Stan not only organized the six meals the club served at the Seasonal Overflow Shelter but also attends each one.

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At our April 12th meeting, Jenifer Ambler will tell a joke or sing a song while Cheri Ann Brodhurst will offer a Rotary Minute.
 
NOTE: Weekly assignments are posted on club website.

 

UPCOMING PROGRAMS

 
  • 04/12 – Meg Donahue: Plant-based Diets
  • 04/19 – Club Assembly
  • 04/26 – Wendy Harrison: Southeast Vermont Transit
 
NOTE: 2017-18 Weekly assignments (program, joke, and Rotary minute) are posted on club’s website.
 
FINES
 
Jerry Theberge for being on his phone at start of meeting. <ED NOTE: Jerry was fined before his birthday was acknowledged>
 
 
 ANNOUNCEMENTS
  • Four community projects are planned:
    1. Disc Golf Clean Up – April 7 from 9-noon.  See Rob Szpila for more info.
    2. Turning Point Painting – April 28 and 29.  See Joe Little for more info.
    3. Green Up Hinsdale Bridge - TBA
    4. Green Up Connecticut River - TBA
  • There will be a meeting of Student Rotarians following today’s club meeting.
  • The golf committee will be meeting on Wednesday, April 11 at 5pm at the Country Club.
  • Next week our newest member, Lisa Mendelsund will be reading names for the  “walk the shame.”
  • The April 19th meeting will be a roadshow to the Boys & Girls Club. To sign up, contact Rob Szpila.
  • If you have any items for this year’s Golf Tournament Silent Auction, see Bill Vermouth.
  • If you would like to participate at Youth Services’ “Bowl for Kids Sake Benefit” on April 7, contact Rob Szpila
Student Rotarians reported on happenings at WRCC, Leland & Gray, Hinsdale and Boys & Girls Club. <ED NOTE: Kudos to WRCC for being named outstanding chapter of Future Business Leaders of America.> 
BRAGS   
 
 
 
Jeff Hagstrom – for Stan Nowakowski’s leadership of the Seasonal Overflow Shelter community service project.
Cindy Jerome – for George Weir, Steve Gordon, and Greg Worden not making fun of her for insisting on the wrong location of the Seasonal Overflow Shelter.
Rob Szpila – for club raising over $300 for Youth Services
Phil Streckler – for the Main Street Arts performance of Jesus Christ Superstar in Bellows Falls.
Frank Rucker – for Maribeth Cornell being named outstanding chapter advisor by Future Business Leaders of America.
Chris Wocell – for being named president of the Windham County Trail Alliance.
 

PROGRAM:

 
Jody Haley presented Adam Grinold and RT Brown. Adam is the Executive Director and R.T. Brown is Windham County Economic Development Program (WCEDP) Project Manager for Brattleboro Development Credit Corporation. In addition to updating us about BDCC, they gave out copies of the latest annual report.
REMINDERS
 
Bottles and cans can be brought to Putney Road redemption center to benefit Pure Water for the World. To date, we have collected $300 towards our goal of $500. Please see Mara Williams.
 
“Like” the club’s Facebook page.
 
 
If you like this newsletter, brag at next Club meeting. So far only SIX members have acknowledged this rag. 
 
 
On episode 6 of Rotary Cares, Brattleboro Rotary Club past president Marty Cohn discusses membership with long-standing Rotarian Turner Lewis and Brattleboro Sunrise Rotary Club’s newest (and youngest) member, Bethany Martin. Produced at the studio of Brattleboro Community Television. To view the show, click here. To listen to the podcast, click here.
 
 
 

This bulletin was respectfully submitted by Past President Martin Cohn who attempts to give a gist of the meeting.  However, it is always better to attend.  If you have any complaints about the contents of this bulletin....

 

    

ANSWER TO TRIVIA QUESTION

 

The first Major League game ever played, a National Association contest between the Cleveland Forest Cities and Ft. Wayne Kekiongas was on May 4, 1871. 
 
For more info, click here.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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